The mafia don Machine Gun Fred
Had plans for his rival No Nose Ned
“My fondest of wishes
Is he sleeps with fishes”
In other words Fred wanted No Nose dead
Copyright 2012 John Lance
This reminds me, I should really re-watch The Godfather.
The mafia don Machine Gun Fred Had plans for his rival No Nose Ned “My fondest of wishes Is he sleeps with fishes” In other words Fred wanted No Nose dead Copyright 2012 John Lance
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